You know you're a Guatemala missionary when. . .
- air conditioning is an open window
- you automatically use bottled water to brush your teeth
- you look for a trash can in the restroom for the used TP
- you are surprised when there's actually hot water in the shower
- you can get out of the van to buy ice cream in the middle of a traffic jam
- you use bug spray instead of hair spray each morning
- you count the number of beds in your hotel room, 'cuz you never know when the count might change
- 7 women can ride together in a van all day without complaining/fighting
- you learn to like bartering when you shop
- you begin to think of black plastic garbage bags and corn stalks as building materials
- you wake up not sure what language to speak
- you can't understand a word anyone says, but are still powerfully touched by the strength of their prayers
- you think you have no more tears to cry, and discover that somehow there are always more
- you go to bed so tired you can sleep through anything--and are looking forward to getting up the next day and doing it all again!
Pat this was hilarious! It gives me lots to look forward too! In just a little over 24 hours we will be on our way! I can't wait!! See you Thursday!
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