You Know You're a Guatemala Missionary When. . .

This is from the team I served with last July.  Just found it and thought I'd post it as an encouragement to the group I'm taking down this week:

You know you're a Guatemala missionary when. . .
  • air conditioning is an open window
  • you automatically use bottled water to brush your teeth
  • you look for a trash can in the restroom for the used TP
  • you are surprised when there's actually hot water in the shower
  • you can get out of the van to buy ice cream in the middle of a traffic jam
  • you use bug spray instead of hair spray each morning
  • you count the number of beds in your hotel room, 'cuz you never know when the count might change
  • 7 women can ride together in a van all day without complaining/fighting
  • you learn to like bartering when you shop
  • you begin to think of black plastic garbage bags and corn stalks as building materials
  • you wake up not sure what language to speak
  • you can't understand a word anyone says, but are still powerfully touched by the strength of their prayers
  • you think you have no more tears to cry, and discover that somehow there are always more
  • you go to bed so tired you can sleep through anything--and are looking forward to getting up the next day and doing it all again!
Thanks to Katheryn, Lorrie, Shannon, Kristen, Kristin, Rachel, and John for a most memorable trip!

1 comment:

  1. Pat this was hilarious! It gives me lots to look forward too! In just a little over 24 hours we will be on our way! I can't wait!! See you Thursday!

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